Hacker News moment. Imagine someone over 60 whose career has nothing to do with computers trying to make sense of a list of 45 different payment processors to choose from.

And if they miss even one of those 45, EU enforcers burn their business to the ground. Oops, now it's 46. No, 47.

Enforcement is much more reasonable than American startup founders are brainwashed to think, though.

What does that even mean, and how is that "EU payment processor platform" not a payment processor itself, meaning that you're mandating one specific payment processor?